Corbin
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Post by Corbin on Apr 6, 2006 16:35:27 GMT -5
im gonna start putting stories at my work here.... some are funny.
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Post by Corbin on Apr 6, 2006 16:40:30 GMT -5
One normal day at work we closed at 9:30... left the store at 10pm. And my manager locked the doors and went home... well later that night she gotta call from the alarm company and said the store's alarm is going off and police are there waiting to get in. so she went back to the store and let the officers in and they turned the alarm off and searched the store.... well in the back room they found a guy sitting on the convayor belt and he said he couldnt find his way out of the store... its total bullshit b/c we announce the closing like.. 30min b4 its closed. this guy prolly thought he could sleep there and steal.. too bad we got motion sensors... classic dumbass.
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Post by Corbin on Apr 6, 2006 17:23:17 GMT -5
I told this one once.... 3 guys came in and picked up like leather jackets and very expensive purses and they ran out of the story and had a guy in a SUV parked out front for the get-away car... and my coodinator went outside to get the license plate # but it was taped over.... but lol.... the good part.... between those 3 guys they started throwing fists at each other for some reason and dropped like all the purses ... lol and then they got away
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Post by Corbin on Apr 6, 2006 17:27:42 GMT -5
ok this one was last week. a lady came in with her baby (fat nigga lady) and she brought a screw driver and scissors and took 2 rugs adding up to $270 and took the sensors off. then she went to the service desk to return the the rugs. and our security lady saw her take those off and she got in line behind the black lady who was returning the rugs we already owned. and after the return shes like... Im sorry mam u need to come to the back with me. and then cops came and blah blah blah... but the funny part is like earlier in the day the black lady's friend called in a bomb threat to tjmaxx and the guy who picked up the phone was like making fun of her treath while on the phone with her saying how fake it is.. soo funny the things he said how he talked back to her.... man i love my job
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Post by G-P!MP6969 on Apr 6, 2006 18:07:21 GMT -5
LOL dat fat nigguh bitch is mah baby mama!
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Post by mateo on Apr 7, 2006 11:54:16 GMT -5
lol
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Post by mateo on Apr 7, 2006 11:56:22 GMT -5
omg i gotta a funny one theres this wierly weird guy,charles, at my work and he was acting like the 2wheel dolly a segway and fuckin falls face first omg i couldnt stop laughing
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Post by mateo on Apr 13, 2006 11:54:59 GMT -5
o man i gotta funny story so last weekend we had chinese at my work and like 20min later i had the hershy squirts it was akward
luckily we wernt very busy
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Post by Corbin on Apr 13, 2006 18:10:12 GMT -5
lol... that weird faggot patrick kid who wears a trenchcoat everyday to school now works at tjmaxx.... o wait.. he doesnt really do any work.. so nvm
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Post by mateo on Apr 14, 2006 18:46:04 GMT -5
hehe
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Post by Corbin on May 7, 2006 13:18:03 GMT -5
well yesterday at work another black girl popped one of those sensors off our merchandise and got her ass sent to jail.... dumbass
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Post by chaostheory76 on May 7, 2006 13:32:13 GMT -5
hahahaha thats hella funny... do they like spray something at them or what does it do...
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Post by mateo on May 8, 2006 11:33:31 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Corbin on May 9, 2006 1:42:26 GMT -5
no they just caught it on our cameras
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